GoAheadBeGoneWithIt

aku rase nak kutok org tgh2hari bute di bulan pose nih . mangse kutukan = zameer.
aku baru balek kuar “lunch” ekceli ngan die. teman die shop for his grandma’s birthday present hee.. umor 78 tahon. wat wud u get if u were him. kalo aku kaye, aku beli osim chair tu. pergh. amaan.. tp sbb x kaye, aku rase aku beli set brg2 tupperware ke, pinggan mangkok ke. tp we’ve decided to go to aussino, die nak beli cadar for her. tp since xtau nenek die ade queen ke king size bed, tepakse ditunda pembelian.
lepas beli some stuff kat cold storage, kitorg betolak la nak balek. mmg aku aware sepanjang perjalanan tu die byk “ooppp..”, “ooyy…” dan segale. and he din even wear seatbelt. then tibe one stop, xde le aku kire abrupt, tp since volvo kat dpn mcm benti abrupt gak, so aku benti la kire.. err.. bukan dlm keadaan norma, gitu.. aku pandang die, n tanye:
“ko takot eh?”
“mmg lah! ko bawak kete mcm ….”
“laa.. mcm ni lah aku slalu bwk”
“hah??”
“ye lah. seb baek aku yg drive, kalo ko yg drive, pkl 3 la kite sampei”
mase tu barulah die nak pakai seatbelt.. haa…
i’ve all the reasons to this. mamat ni mmg bwk kete tahap leisure kat malibu lg. rileeekkk je. die nye slow mo flow sembang dlm kete, sama tu jugak lah level die tekan minyak kete die. dah lah auto. lg laa rilek. ade one time, kitorg sampai tol, die pakai lane tunai je, and it’s only singgit. die boleh benti kat tol booth tu, taking his sweet time shift the gear to park, tarek handbrake, bukak wallet, kelebek duit, tarek duit, bagi. huwaaaa….. hanginlaaah kalo aku jdk org blakang ). zameer, zameer. try add some speed in yer life aight…?

muahhs!