OMG!!

ahaha. let me gather my senses first before i proceed. akekeke.

i’m not sure whether i sleepwalk in the office, or ini adelah hari blur sedunia. tadi, i went to the ladies, took my favorite cubicle di hujung skali next to the open window. i heard someone entered the ladies, pastu masok cubicle next to me. aku ingatkan makcik cleaner ke ape, bcos i saw a brown shoe, which faces the other direction of the direction when normal ladies do their business. hmm. then it occurred to me; kaye nye makcik cleaner ni. pakai leather shoes tu nk cuci toilet.

then aku kuar la. gile terkejut bile aku tgk, pintu x tutop, and there’s a guy, with white pants and white long sleeves shirt, holding a notepad di ketiak, tgh taking a leak. thank God he was facing the wall, so die x nampak lah kan mata aku yg terbeliak tgk die. aku sgt blur at the moment and just quickly tarek the door handle and kuar, takot plak kot2 die nampak and decided to grab me and tell me not to tell anybody about the incident. aku agak tergamam tp nk tergelak pon ade, sbb ingatkan aku dh senile sampai tersalah masok toilet. tp bile aku tgk blk pintu toilet tu, mmg terpampang gambar pompuan pakai skirt with the word ladies underneath.

i was smiling all the way sampai tmpt ddk aku, and trus memulakan sessi kutuk mengutuk yg hebat dgn bdk opis. yg bestnye, aku plak yg dikatenye salah masok toilet. and memandangkan that guy wore white, diorg kate aku nampak hantu. mane boleh hantu pakai kasot kulit berkaler cekelat?? or was it a professional ghost yg penah keje situ dlu? isy. mungkin tidak. kalo hantu, mesti aku dh rase goosebumps sume tu.

maybe that guy terlalu pening dgn meeting yg he just attended sampaikan mamai masok toilet pompuan. or maybe he’s a drag queen di malam hari, sampai kan terbawak2 ke siang nye. one thing for sure, i can’t be delusional. no way. haha.