Hmph!

haha. i saw this sticky on mukabuku:

i was a little upset when i saw you with her, but then i laughed cos she was ugly

chis. could they be talking bout me in that manner? chis chis!

p/s: haha. entry yg ridiculously tahapehape

 

I’mRightInTheMiddle

alrite alrite.. aku hapdet..

satu
minggu dpn aku join balek pitnes perst. –> subbie, this is for u :-*. harapnye kaki ni terlangkah la nak pegi akeke.
**fyi, ayat di atas adelah dr draft yg x terpost2 dr brape bln lepas. aku dh join, and terase nk quit plak. my weight ballooned up 3kg lg dan aku adelah sgt gemok! huwarghhh!! dan aku saspek kegemokan ini juge berpunce dr muscle yg naek dgn bestnye sbb dok bawak kete iswara steering x power langsong yg sgt lah berat dan buleh mengakibatkan kemeninggalan.

dua
aku nak resign.
aku sgt stress lately, bukan sbb keje. i love my job, sbb aku leteh gadoh2 ngan omputih. bukan senang. tp aku stress dgn teammate indian aku. no offence to indians, tp ni xde kene mengene ngan race. this guy aritu tegur sbb aku not being serious dlm meeting held by him, whereas ade sorg minah lg ni gelak2 die x kesah lak. yg ni aku serious maki la kan. last week, aku almost report to our ethics helpline. die dtg kat aku konon nak slow talk. pegi dah. oh God, aku tgh refrain myself dr maki gile in this blog, sbb i might offend some ppl.

tiga
aku gadoh ngan member. yeap. the same guy. kali ni aku nye fault. if ur reading this, yes. it IS my fault. dah mintak maaf. tp dh xde harapan. ikot lah. buanglah aku sejauh mane pon, tp when ur in need of a fren, just come back. i’ll still be here.

empat
a trend that i’ve noticed, dan aku rase dah lama aku tgk before aku confirm nak put up in this post. ramai prempuan yg aku jumpe, most of them kecewe dgn tindakan2 lelaki zaman skarang. it has been a trend di mane diorg ade steady girlfren, tp still nk ade sorg prempuan lain which kononnye acts like his best fren, di mane die boleh bermanje2, sms2, call2, dan ajak kuar bile perlu, i.e. bile girlfren out of town or something. most of these guys mempunyai kekaseh di negeri lain seperti kelantan, pahang, sabah, etc. so bile seorg lelaki bertanye kat aku, how fair is this to me… i wud simply ask back: how fair is it to u, if i were to do the same thing to u? sometimes, bile pk balek, living in the previous generations is better. where love is unconditional dan segale perbuatan ade batasnye. this thing happened to me within last month, and aku ended the thing last week. mamat ni nk bermanje2 ngan aku, bahasekan diri “owang” lah ape sume, agak menggelikan sbb aku benchi gile lelaki manje, unless lelaki tu adelah lelaki yg aku cinta. eee. wait a minute. i think i might want to take that back. mmg aku benchi lelaki manje sbb aku adelah seorg yg manje. kalo due2 manje, x ke muntah org lain tgk nnt? okay. coming back to this guy. die ade gf back in sabah. sms aku tiap2 mlm just bcos minah tu bz n jauh. penah aku x balas msg die sbb aku tgh kat luar ngan member aku. and die boleh call konon risau kot2 dh sampai ke belom. bullshit lah. nk caring x tentu arah. and twice, he called me around 3 in the morning, sbb aku x balas sms die. wat the hell la kan. aku sms balek after a few days, told him off tp die x paham2, n aku ckp kat die it’s not right to do the stuff he’s been doing. die x paham jugak. so last week, aku sms ckp aku x suke nk layan org mcm ni, wasting my time and energy n phone bills and ideas. and so aku balas sms die singkat2. and die paham at last, and he said he’ll delete my number. aku rase kesian, tp after one insiden after another that happen, sume sbb lelaki, i dont think berbaloi utk aku kesian kan diorg. they dont deserve my sympathy even a bit.

lima
coming to think of life, aku rase sume org suke utk hidop balek zaman skolah2 dlu. eventhough ur problems at that time seems big to u, it’s actually mcm zarah je pade org dewasa yg lain. yg ko pk time tu adelah ur grades, this cute guy, that cute bag, this zit etc. compare to problems skang? ahahaha.

enam
penah kene situation ni x: org ekceli xnak go out, tp kesian kat kite and force themselves to go out with us. disebabkan kite sunyi, kite ignore the hint that they dont wanna go out, and satisfy ourselves and have fun, dgn sdirinye. malu siot. satu cara nk tau, try gadoh ngan that person. dan cube dptkan ape yg org tu kate psl kite kat kawan die, usually best fren diorg. voila. malu sial bile aku tingatkan kate2 this one guy on me, to his besfren, lps merdeka aritu. since then, aku vow to myself, there’ll be no more going out with him. aku dah bertaubat.

tujuh
oh. aku tgh asma skang. i’ve picked up some habits yg cost me my health. tp x semestinye kene benti. i just need to adapt to it. standard laa perubahan ni.. n td ade derma darah, aku xleh derma. sbb on medication. hmm… eventho i’m not that enthusiastic, but aku nk gak la kan rase org poke poke jarum kat tangan kite mcm test object .

skarang adelah ja, 3:15am, and aku mmg kene tdo. esok ke aku smbg. laf yu people .

 

WhatGoesAroundComesBackAround

room service. double boiled chicken soup with ginseng herbs. food untok org saket tp smpt amek gambar. the price is lebeh kurang 21 hengget. for that small bowl of soup. yeap. :sigh:

review finale. i’ve presented some of the facilities for both evergreen and northam. nnt bebile kalo aku dtg lg and try hotel2 lain lak, then i shud be able to give u guys more pics and reviews. buatlah conclusion sdirik . as for internet connection, northam hotel aritu kasik free kat kitorg, tp for other guests, ade kene bayar brape ntah, but it’s broadband la. xde rase cem nak bunoh diri ngat. as for evergreen ni, mmg complimentary broadband connection.
muahhs…. (dgn lemahnye. echeh )

 

HoldOnIfYouFeelLikeLettingGo

ok. as most of u knows, aku skang tgh menjalani kursus audit di pulau pinang. segale mak nenek die nak audit. sox 404, sox 302, sas 70, pci, csa dan pelbagai tahape2-pensan-gua-dengar. the reason aku tidak rela sgt nk blog about my trip this time is because aku kecewa dgn bilek nye bleh? akeke. mengade2. dh org kasik, lg mau bising kan ).

ok ok.. aku cite gak la.. saye bersekedudukan di.. eek!! salah! saye mendiami (i think so la ‘mendiami’ kan?) Evergreen Laurel Penang. lihat logo seperti berikut:

seperti komunis bukan. hehe. tak, tak. ok meh nak cite apekah yg menjadikan northam suites incomparable to this. here’s the room:

this is the deluxe sea view room. the bed is slightly larger than my colleagues, sbb diorg dpt 2 single beds. so i guess i’m a bit lucky there.

the view is the sea – obviously. very nice, tp kecewe sbb xleh bukak tingkap. takot the business execs yg stay here bunoh diri sbb stress gamaknye.

ermm.. awin. aku xtau cemane nk compare the TVs sbb northam ngan evergreen nye tv mcm sama besar je. but anyway, why wud u concern on TV that much pon. lempang kang.

this is the so-called lounge yg colleagues aku kenot accept sbb diorg nye just kerusi instead of sofa set

ni yg dikatekan study table. huwaa…

safe deposit box dlm bilek. let’s see wat’s in it…

……………

mak… mahalnye twisties kauuu….

tutop balek nnt org curik

view dr tingkap yg xleh dibuke :’(

the suming pool. safer than northam hehe.

nak retire kejap. very much unwell today. kesian erdy. terpakse bercrite kat blog yg x bernyawa je lah . nnt bebile aku smbg eh. muahhs!

 

I’mLettingYouGo,ButIWon’tLetYouKnow

i found this across my reads:

Kadang-kadang, kita terlepas pandang bahawa Allah mengatur segala-galanya. Mungkin Dia mahu kita bertemu orang lain, yang lebih baik untuk kita dan memberikan orang yang lebih baik kpd org yang kita cintai.

muahhs! :’)

 

IWishICouldScreamOutLoud,ThatILoveYou

aku telah pulang dgn kecewenye dr konon nk pegi amek tepon yg katenye dh kuar sepital. sampai je kat kedai tu, i was a bit thrilled to see my sim card dlm fon lama tu, looking at the screen ape sume, and realize, aku mmg xnak tukar fon even if i have extra money which i don’t at the moment since i need to save for penang. akakaka. demmit. sile sokong niat saye untuk berdikari tanpa meminta dari pakcik saye. sekian.. hehe.

anyway, aku sronok sampai x test la sound ke ape, tp just on the display since the problem before was the display. lepas dpt tu, aku mintak org tu cucikan habuk2 kat dlm skrin sume. sambil cuci2 tu, i was looking for handsfree la gak saje2. tanye org kedai lg satu ade x hensfree utk tepon tu. die pon crk2 n kasik SE Walkman punye. die terai fit in, n mmg perfect la. lawa pon lawa. hensfree yg ade kiri kanan mcm earphone. mmg kalo org honk pon x dgr punye lah. tau2 je dh masok longkang heee…

ha. then org tu test la compatible ke x. apparently x, since sound die x dgr kat dlm earphone. unfortunately, no. so die kate x compatible kot. aku ok je lah. pehtu die tingin nk buat further investigation, maybe sbb die mmg nk jual kot hensfree tu. tgk2, bile die test call ke tepon die, nk jdk cite, xde dgr ape2 pon kat earpiece tu, even without hensfree. rupe2nye kilang tu lupe nk letak balek speakerrr….. boleh takk…. x pasal2 tepon tu kene antar lg skali ke kilang, n xtau bile pulak leh siap. to fix the circuit tu pon dah takes about one month, i cannot imagine kali ni brape lama lak. x guuneeee….

td aku pegi mkn fasta pasta.

eklan sket… )

sgt malang sbb aku baru lps mkn nasik goreng, so kegembiraan aku terhadap mknan2 itu xde le tinggi sgt. x tinggi pon, i had pizza contadina, which was quite ok tp very stuffy. abg aku amek lasagna bolognaise since die kate die xyah diet konon badan die dh lawa whereas aku nampak die ddk dpn laptop td tghari pon berlapis2 kueh lapis die hehe. kakak ipar aku had scampi (guess who rekemen la kan… ). aku sgt suke scampi. crk aritu resepi dlm internet, tp x sama sbb xde cili paste tu. aku sgt excited nk tgk reaction muke die since aku suke kan, so i expect others pon suke akeke. salah. die kate ok lah. ok lah? i dun like “ok lah”.. ur supposed to say “fuiyyo fuiyyoo… sedap gile lah!”. THEN baru aku pueh ati . die kate biase lah.. die kene ade rase manis sket.. darah kelate.. :pensan:

lately i’m becoming an avid fan of ace of base. i’m becoming very very old aren’t i…?? huwaaa… (

muahhs!!

 

DriftingByeBye

hehe. aku kene pegi penang lg, training for audit ngan org obersi.
date: 23 April – 26 April 2007
date extension: sampai 2 May 2007 sbb cuti. so aku yeeha2 almost 2 weeks kat sane hehe.
accommodation: Evergreen Laurel Hotel – nama mcm x sedap je. so tunggu lah kehadiran gambar2 .

fuhfuhhh…. akeke

muahhs!!

 

SnailMail

aku tgh ngantok2 lps mkn yam cake brought by one colleague, when suddenly i came across satu tajok dlm headline berita harian:

Harga minyak sawit diunjur RM2,400 setan

uih apehal lak setan2 nih. trus terbukak mate aku trus x ngantok. bile bace lg skali, mau tergelak kejap. wat hepen la my otak so slow nak catchup mende tuh. bgn wey bgn!! haiyyoo..

see my title. snailmail. one means of communication yg semakin kurang digunekan skang. tingat dlu kalo ape2 hal nak deal ngan org gomen, kene pakai surat menyurat. respond nye punye lah berjanggut. skang dah ade email. sampai on the dot to the recipient. cepat ke lmbt diorg respond skang ni mmg bergantung pade org gomen tu sdirik. kalo lmbt, then mmg die nye performance punye hal lah yg lmbt. kalo cepat, itu maknenye budak tu budak baru, and org2 lama just sneer them je la. ahaha. best x tuduhan aku? ramai member2 aku ckp gomen lives by seniority. regardless sebagos mane pon ko, yg dipromote to higher level is still the seniors. no competition, tp maybe nak kasik peluang sume rase pegang jawatan tinggi kot. ntah. good in some way, bad in another.

berbalek kepade cite snail mail and it’s effectiveness, aku still rase it’s better than emails. sbb ko ade proof hardcopy. and bergantung pade how the person handle the mails la to make them useful. kalo taruk merata then xde gune gak. itu professionally.

in social life, snail mails are bad for org yg x sabar seperti aku. buat kene maki je kalo nak kene tunggu seminggu just nak tanye jawapan. 3 hari for the mails to be sent out, 3 hari nak dtg blk. itupon kalo lori posmen x terbalek ke or org posmen buat gile simpan surat2 kat umah die.

i remember one time, aritu pakcik aku soh apply ade keje kat TNB kat ipoh kalo x salah aku, sbb wife die keje situ. aku leh simply terlupe nak apply. byk kali die tanye, sbb makcik aku leh masokkan kire cem org dlm la.. maybe i was not ready to move la, so aku x apply. pehtu nk jdk cite, ade satu kes di mane ade sorg posmen ni die leh sembunyik surat2 kat umah die, n bile tgk gambar, mmg belambak surat2 nye. pehtu jdk la cite pakcik aku tanye lg.. aku trus ckp aku dh submit dah aritu. x tau dpt ke x. ntah2 yg ngan posmen tu.. then suddenly makcik aku ckp xde pon die dpt application tu. damn.. xtau lak die yg tukang approve nye. hampeh. then aku trus la buat muke blur and x bersalah and lalala.. hehe. kaki tipu punye worang .

to subject to compare snail mail and email would be equilavent mcm comparing sms and phone calls. aritu ade perbincangan psl nih. aku still kate phone calls are better than sms. u can’t see the urgency in sms. and furthermore, u cannot hear the voice… :”>. haha. gatal..

just bayangkan lah, kalo ape2 nk bergurau pon, sometimes in sms, ppl take it differently kan. whereas kalo call, ko senang nk tau intonation the other party cemane. tp on the other hand, sms saves u in a way that u get to think first before replying. well, only some ppl do that, whereas org mcm aku kdg2 x pikir jugak. and sbb tu lah jugak mcm2 hal jdk lately.

oleh yg demikian, folks. start calling ur loved ones now! echeh. mcm promote service provider je ).

muahhs!

 

Yuck!

tetibe aku rase sgt menyampah bile tgk balek tajok2 entry aku n some of the entries. rase mcm lembek dan lemah dan mcm l******. ahaha. yummy. perkataan itu mmg sgt best utk disebot sekarang.

muahhs!!

 

ICan’tFindAReasonToHangOn

Official Winsor Pilates® Website | Copyright © 2003 Guthy-Renker®, All rights reserved

introducing. my trainer. ahaha. bukan sebarangan trainer, bukan those types of fitness trainers kat fitness first ke ape, tp pilates trainer. last couple of days, i’ve been suffering with kesakitan spine yg amat sgt due to the high heels i’ve been wearing. dokter kate nak pakai xpe.. tp jgnla pegi shopping ngan high heels. ok. itu mmg aku admit. within the week itself, aku run around jusco (equine, setapak) dan klcc sgn memakai my fav wedgie. i can’t help it la kan if i’ve been walking around the org2 yg lg tinggi dr aku. mmg nampak penyek je la kan kalo pakai flats. well, lgpon, i dun own one flats. setakat slepar tu ade la. xkan nk jln ngan slepar kan..

the dokter soh aku try pilates, good for the spine. so instead of finding a pilates spot di mane sgt x accessible dgn tmpt keje aku, i downloaded the pilates program. ahaha. jgn memain. download lg. ni kalo ade le warge KDN yg membace ni sure kene tangkap .

ok so i tried. ternyata my stretching capabilities since last i tried yoga has failed me! nak stretch kaki up in the air pon x straight boleh takkk… and after the rolling which is supposed to massage my back, my back hurts even double triple lagi. huwaaa… (. rupe2nye, dlm bidio tu, ade ckp kalo org yg ade problem kat spine ke certain2 area, ikot ade sorg ni yg lain sket cara tp sama effect die. hahah! padan muke.

oh btw, esok aku ade appointment dgn tukang jual umah kat cyberjaya. aku xtau lak mmg house hunting ni menyeronokkan, patot la nad ngan along aritu tu beria2 pegi. anyway, tmpt tu nama die neocyber. tgh dok buat pon. schedule to complete by august 2008. aku rase it’s a good investment, considering byk IT companies kat situ, and sumenye mcm mahal2 belake kan. i’ve seen the cyberia. mmg besar. mmg besar. fuhh fuhhh.. ahaha. erdy gile. u shud’ve seen the gym. located kat atas pool. so u can practically check out on ppl swimming while u werkout . oh ha, psl neocyber ni kan. the concept is like studio apartments. ade yg 1 bilek, ade yg 2 bilek. the price i think shud be ok kot, around 130k/140k. aku nk tgk yg one-room studio tu. mcm menarek. eklan die pon menarek dgn setting ala2 umah tepi pantai gitu .

uh oh. mlm semlm i had 2 bad dreams. akeke. satu yg amat menginsafkan, satu lg yg “ah?”; within one go plak tu mimpi tu hehe. the 1st one, kite tgh ramai2 going thru our daily lives.. tetibe mcm somehow nak kiamat ke apetah, and aku nampak pterodactyl terbang2. haiwan itu somehow mcm hunting for food ke ape. wohoo… scary dowh.. seriously. pehtu mule la terase yg dah nak end of the werld, nk watpe lg, xtau nk pegi mane etc. uisy. insaf kejap. eheh. tak, tak. insaf lama ).

ahaha. n lg satu.. bleh x.. aku mimpi i’m supposed to get married on that day, with the one i love… ewah. pehtu nk jdk cite, ade ke mcm kenduri mcm ape je, n aku pakai jeans bersanding. akakaka. x guuune.. tp pengantin lelaki pakai best2. wey. mane aci. ape kne tangkap basah ke. cheh.

aku skang tgh memblog dgn display laptop yg kecik di center screen. aku xtau ape jdk, tp td i was running the sims. the sims mmg display die center cemni la. tp bile ko ttp, die full screen display the windows mcm normal. i was running on batteries la td sbb nk testing notebook ni mcm kasik electric shock je kat aku. tgh elok2 main, tetibe battery mati sbb mmg dah nak mati pon, and bile restart balek, the display jdk cemni. aiseh.. mcm2 hal lah.. aku log gak TT kat diorg. padan muke. td dah la struggle dgn virus punye la melambak. aku perasan bile gune limewire, agak byk virus berbanding torrent. tp mmg salute limewire mmg laju la. laju dan penoh dgn bahan2 censored ). aku crk installer the sims. nk jugak die kuarkan search results the sims naked etc. ).

oh. the other day ade member aku tanye, aku ade simpan pornographic stuff x. and do women have all those. akaka. well well.. i myself xde le pegi carik kat internet and download those stuff.. haiyya.. kalo setakat beli cite2 omputeh ni n mmg nk jdk cite yg pirated nye kan slalu x censored (alamak, ampon abg KDN.. ), so adelah copy nye dgn aku. tp since member aku tu ckp itu tidak dikire porno, just stuff in film, so i guess i’m safe la ).

pinggangku saket lagi. oleh yg demikian, marilah kite berehat.

muahhs!